【Serious】 The Mirror in My House Connected to Another World - Page 18
50: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
Apparently, an event is starting where monsters will spawn endlessly.
And it starts tomorrow. I intend to fight with all my might as a warrior.
51: Anonymous Fairy
"Warrior" LMAOOOO
52: Anonymous Fairy
OP-san, who reeked of NEET has become a feder in another world...
53: Anonymous Fairy
Are you gonna be okay?
54: Anonymous Fairy
Oi, oi, oi.
55: Anonymous Fairy
This guy's gonna die.
56: Anonymous Fairy
I bet OP has his decarbonated cola ready for energy.
57: Anonymous Fairy
You're bringing mountains of bananas for the knights?
58: Anonymous Fairy
Porridge and umeboshi might be a bit too high-level for people in a fantasy world.
59: Anonymous Fairy
Tomorrow? That's sudden.
60: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
I've been preparing, just hadn't reported.
Mostly with stuff from the home center.
The monsters are mostly skeletons, so I plan to send them back to nothing with the Wrecking Ball of Destruction.
61: Anonymous Fairy
Wrecking Ball of Destruction... lol
62: Anonymous Fairy
If it's mostly skeletons,
the wrecking ball is like the king of blunt weapons.
Should be fine.
63: Anonymous Fairy
I mean, it's common sense that you kill skeletons with blunt weapons, but...
Is this Wrecking Ball of Destruction like a Gund*m Hammer?
Did you prepare a giant flail or something?
64: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
The answer is this!
〈Image URL〉
65: Anonymous Fairy
Whoa.
Not what I imagined at all lol
It looks like a siege weapon lol
66: Anonymous Fairy
The handmade vibe is strong.
67: Anonymous Fairy
Wait, are you making a corridor?
Are you planning to lure the monsters there like idiots
And then smash them with the wrecking ball?
They're not old-school NES enemies, you know.
I don't think that'll work at all lol
68: Anonymous Fairy
OP: "Crap... they went around...!"
69: Anonymous Fairy
Even a rat can learn.
70: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
Actually, the test run went great.
Maybe because monsters have low intelligence.
They have a habit of charging straight at the target.
They go around walls, but they don't recognize the raised wrecking ball.
So releasing the ball at the right spot hits them perfectly, it's satisfying.
And here's the video proof!
〈Video URL〉
71: Anonymous Fairy
Did you see that...?
72: Anonymous Fairy
Are you serious?
We've entered the stage where you can't just dismiss this as CG.
The monsters might be CG, but that wrecking ball is definitely legit.
73: Anonymous Fairy
LMAO, the skeleton got shattered so satisfyingly.
74: Anonymous Fairy
That looks like it feels amazing.
75: Anonymous Fairy
I can't see it on my device.
Someone plz explain.
76: Anonymous Fairy
The setup:
Someone pulls a rope attached to the wrecking ball to lift it →
Ready → Camera zooms into the forest behind the ball →
Two skeletons come out →
Just as they pass the peak of the wrecking ball's support pillar, the ball is released →
Skeletons shatter and vanish in the next instant →
The wrecking ball just swings back and forth with inertia for a bit.
77: Anonymous Fairy
If you turn the volume to max, you can hear a woman's voice at the end!
78: Anonymous Fairy
Don't make it sound like a ghost phenomenon.
79: Anonymous Fairy
Can't tell what they're saying...
But I definitely hear cheering.
80: Anonymous Fairy
76
Thanks.
So monsters vanish when they die.
81: Anonymous Fairy
They're skeletons, so maybe they're finding peace.
82: Anonymous Fairy
Looks like a total cakewalk.
I wasted my time worrying.
83: Anonymous Fairy
The endless spawning doesn't start until tomorrow.
But it looks like you could take out several with the swinging motion.
84: Anonymous Fairy
Destroy Swing!
85: Anonymous Fairy
What's your combat strength?
Is OP's place enough to handle this?
86: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
A lot has happened, and we're over 50 people now.
About 30 of them are first-class warriors.
The rest are recruits and others.
87: Anonymous Fairy
Huh? 50 people?
Did reinforcements come from the city?
Weren't there only a few people at OP's place?
88: Anonymous Fairy
If monsters are spawning endlessly,
it's normal to call for backup.
89: Anonymous Fairy
What are the chances the female knight order itself is 50 people strong...?
90: Anonymous Fairy
If that's the case, I have no choice but to kill OP.
91: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
I didn't mean any harm.
I still haven't reflected on my actions.
[Image URL]
92: Anonymous Fairy
KILL!
93: Anonymous Fairy
Whoa! This is a guilty verdict!
94: Anonymous Fairy
To bring us a picture like this!!
I'm so happy...
I'm happy, but...
I'm still so JEALOUS!
95: Anonymous Fairy
Taking another group photo, you bastard!
The new girls are all cute too!
96: Anonymous Fairy
My resolve to go to Eastern Europe has strengthened.
Thanks, OP-san.
I will surpass you...!
97: Anonymous Fairy
So this is OP's current Knight Order?
Too small to be a corps, but perfect for a platoon.
98: Anonymous Fairy
96
We're counting on you!
99: Anonymous Fairy
There are 60 people in total...!
OP has really made something of himself...
100: Anonymous Fairy
Is OP supporting all these people?
Was he a GABAN nouveau riche?
101: Anonymous Fairy
Regardless of GABAN, there are plenty of things to sell in an underdeveloped world.
Just collecting empty PET bottles could make you a fortune, right?
102: Anonymous Fairy
In the Middle Ages, they used animal skins for canteens, apparently.
103: Anonymous Fairy
I bet tea leaves would sell for a high price.
I know this because I read the first volume of Yokoyama's Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
104: Anonymous Fairy
With this many, it's a blessing for yuri fans too.
The girls at the top left are definitely a couple.
105: Anonymous Fairy
OP, hiding while watching the knights' Yuri play (composite image).
106: Anonymous Fairy
Even with all these young, cute girls,
it's a combat group, so they have to fight, get hurt, and die.
OP's mental state must be made of steel.
If it were me, I'd lock them safely in a vault.
107: Anonymous Fairy
Locking them in a vault is also the act of a psychopath.
I get what you mean, though.
108: Anonymous Fairy
That's why he made the wrecking ball.
109: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
Bingo.
The knights are girls entrusted to me by other families.
I'm actually quite nervous, believe it or not.
I've got the decarbonated cola and bananas ready...
I don't think heatstroke will be an issue, but I've even prepared Pocari and OS-1...
110: Anonymous Fairy
Why do so many monsters spawn in the first place?
111: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
In this world, there's a periodic event called the "Hitotsuzuki".
Kind of like a mass hunting event in a game.
112: Anonymous Fairy
Does it end in one day?
113: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
I heard the Hitotsuzuki can end in one day or take three.
And this time, it's the three-day kind...
114: Anonymous Fairy
Oi, oi, oi.
115: Anonymous Fairy
This guy's gonna die.
116: Anonymous Fairy
Three days of melee combat sounds brutal.
For context, the Battle of Sekigahara ended in a day.
117: Anonymous Fairy
Do they keep fighting through the night?
118: Anonymous Fairy
Fighting non-stop is impossible.
Even boxing is only 3 minutes a round.
A full 12 rounds is only 36 minutes.
119: Anonymous Fairy
A brawl is a bit different, I think.
120: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
Apparently, the monster spawns stop at night.
They don't start exactly at sunrise either.
So it's just during the day.
Even so, it'll be pretty tough.
121: Anonymous Fairy
Even if you fight in shifts, there's a limit.
122: Anonymous Fairy
Isn't that where recovery magic comes in?
Or even potions!
123: Anonymous Fairy
Are there potions?
Sell them in this world!
They'd sell like crazy to tired office workers.
You'd be a billionaire!
124: Anonymous Fairy
Maybe energy drinks are popular because Number 1 secretly mixes potions?
125: Anonymous Fairy
I'd rather have a Love Potion!
People would buy it even if it's shady, especially if it works.
126: Anonymous Fairy
OP's shadiness level just keeps rising...
127: Anonymous Fairy
Wait, is a Love Potion an aphrodisiac?
128: Anonymous Fairy
Like a real-deal love charm?
129: Anonymous Fairy
That smells like a crime.
Bringing a legit love potion over is dangerous.
130: Anonymous Fairy
What about charm magic or magic tools...?
131: Anonymous Fairy
If those existed, OP would have used them ages ago.
132: Anonymous Fairy
Has OP not done it with the High Elf yet?
133: Anonymous Fairy
Might have done it with the knights.
134: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
Speaking of High Elves...
It turns out our white elf is actually an android with eternal life.
In the sense of being a biological entity created by God.
135: Anonymous Fairy
No problem.
136: Anonymous Fairy
No problem.
137: Anonymous Fairy
No problem.
138: Anonymous Fairy
If anything, it's a reward.
139: Anonymous Fairy
"Android created by God" is just wordplay.
Humans are pretty much the same.
140: Anonymous Fairy
I am God.
141: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
Not because of that...
Still, I haven't done it with the High Elf.
I think I'm almost disturbingly slow with women.
142: Anonymous Fairy
This is why virgins are...!
143: Anonymous Fairy
You're a man! Just get together already!
144: Anonymous Fairy
Wait, you still haven't?
145: Anonymous Fairy
Stop dilly-dallying!
146: Anonymous Fairy
Can you even "get together" with an android in a realistic way?
147: Anonymous Fairy
That's, you know, "that".
148: Anonymous Fairy
If she's an android, she's a robot.
Since forever, a robot's wish has always been "that."
I wonder.
149: Anonymous Fairy
If they love each other and get together...
Naturally that topic would come up, right?
150: Anonymous Fairy
OP is dense, after all.
151: Anonymous Fairy
What is wrong with you guys lol
152: Anonymous Fairy
Ah, is it that?
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. That.
153: Anonymous Fairy
You definitely don't get it, do you.
154: Anonymous Fairy
It's a staple in sci-fi novels.
155: Anonymous Fairy
I don't get it... I have no idea what you're talking about...
156: Anonymous Fairy
Come on, it's obvious.
An eternal android only has one wish.
157: Anonymous Fairy
When you wish upon a star.
158: Anonymous Fairy
Is she a robot?
I want one too!
159: Anonymous Fairy
Does she follow the Three Laws of Robotics?
160: Anonymous Fairy
Robot? Android is a bit vague too.
It's a fantasy world; of course there are beings created by God.
In Christianity, humans are too, right?
161: Anonymous Fairy
So those long elf ears were the symbol of an android?
162: Anonymous Fairy
Is the Dark Elf girl a robot girl too?
Does oil come out of her breasts?
163: Anonymous Fairy
I want to eat pork cutlets fried in the lard that comes out of the Dark Elf's breasts.
164: OP ◆ Xc544iUoWE
What is "that"...?
Anyway, for the next three days, it's the Monster Spawning Festival.
I'll give it my all.
Okay, (^o^)ノ Goodnight!
165: Anonymous Fairy
Thanks for the update!
166: Anonymous Fairy
"After that, OP was never seen again..."
Don't let that happen.
Good luck!
167: Anonymous Fairy
OP is actually working pretty hard.
I'm gonna work hard on my English too.
To catch a white wife.
168: Anonymous Fairy
I bet he doesn't get a moment of peace with that many women.
That's why he shows up on the bulletin board like this.
169: Anonymous Fairy
A workplace with lots of women is hell!
170: Anonymous Fairy
Everyone in here actually believes in the other world now, don't they!??
171: Anonymous Fairy
The non-believers just went to other threads.
This is a busy one for the Fairy Board,
but it's still just a thing on a sparsely populated board...
172: Anonymous Fairy
Because people are sharing images and videos on Twitter, newcomers are definitely increasing.
Everyone, please show some self-restraint.
OP can withdraw at any time.
173: Anonymous Fairy
Today's group photo is great.
I made it my wallpaper.
174: Anonymous Fairy
The quality is actually decent for once.
The Dark Elf girl is so cute.
175: Anonymous Fairy
Anyway, let's pray for the safety of the knights.
If they survive, maybe there's a chance for us too.
176: Anonymous Fairy
You still haven't given up on that "Knight Brothel" idea...?
I closed my PC.
Messing around on the bulletin board had helped me settle down a bit. My heart had been racing—naturally, considering the unavoidable battle starting tomorrow.
The Hitotsuzuki will last for three days. My goal is zero casualties, but I won't know how things will actually play out until we're in the thick of it. Perhaps that's why this indescribable feeling is swirling in my chest.
Is it the excitement of a warrior, or the trembling of fear...? It's too late to change anything now, yet I can't stop this shivering.
Still, joking around on the board calmed my nerves. It helps to have people who will listen to you like that.
Well, the assembly is at 6:00 AM tomorrow. It's only 9:00 PM, but I should get to bed immediately and build up my strength.