Side: Yuki
Today was exhausting in many ways.
Or rather... one of those events that can't be recorded in history, a classic trope, an unavoidable cliché...
I'm sure it's hard to understand what I'm saying, so I'll leave this behind as a diary entry. I want people of future generations to judge whether this is a comedy, a tragedy, or just a worthless page from ordinary daily life.
Personally, for the sake of the people involved, I hope this record is remembered as nothing more than one ordinary, worthless day.
Then why did I write it down?
Because interesting things should be preserved. Otherwise, we won't create more entertainment for the world in the future. Think of it as a little anecdote. I guarantee it's not as grand as a classic Rakugo tale, but hey, give it a read.
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◇ Year ○ Month △ Day – Saturday – Inside the Dungeon: Clear Weather
I slowly regain consciousness.
I realize I've been sleeping and gradually wake up.
Even though I thought I'd finally gotten used to life in the dungeon, I still occasionally have those moments of panic where I think I'm late for work.
Is that just the Japanese salaryman soul in me?
"Nn... nnn..."
A cute voice came from beside me.
...Oh, right. I was sleeping with Seraria last night.
Ever since Luna's declaration—where she promised to use her divine authority to fix any potential issues with the mother or child during pregnancy—I've been able to "interact" with my wives without worry.
This makes the third time with Seraria.
True to her word, she absolutely squeezed me dry on our first night. I was worried she was overdoing it, but she stayed connected to me until morning.
I looked like a haggard mess, but Seraria was glowing... What is it with that? We both give it our all, yet only the man ends up looking like he's aged ten years.
As I'm thinking this, Seraria wakes up too. Did I move around too much?
"...Good morning, dear."
"Morning. Did I wake you?"
"No, I just woke up naturally."
As she says this, she shifts under the covers to crawl on top of me.
"...Err, today too?"
"Of course. We have to take care of the morning 'processing' properly."
Seraria seems to really like doing it, so the standard now is to do it once in the morning before getting up. I thought we did quite a lot yesterday though...
"...It's so big inside me. You don't have to hold back, you know."
"We're going to end up having a kid pretty fast at this rate."
"I'd be happy with that. Maybe I should increase the morning frequency?"
While she talks like that, we end up going a few rounds before finally getting up.
...Yep, I'm definitely being drained.
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"Good morning."
I say as I help Aslin and the others carry breakfast into the banquet hall.
"Good morning! Sorry for making you do this every morning, Onii-san~"
"Well, it's no trouble cooking for everyone. You all eat so heartily that it makes it worth the effort."
"I'm just happy I get to cook with Onii-chan!"
"Today we have miso soup and tamagoyaki that Nii-sama made!"
"...And grilled fish. Salmon, right? Aslin and Filia worked hard on that."
"Nn. Labyris, what did you make?"
When Riel asks Labyris, Aslin and Filia point toward the rice cooker.
"Labyris-chan cooked the rice!"
"For everyone!"
"Oh, that must have been a lot of work, Labyris."
"Thanks. But I can't let Yuki cook the rice forever. Someday, I'll reach the level of your flavor."
Honestly, does the flavor of rice change that much just by using a rice cooker? Well, she's motivated, so it would be rude to butt in.
As we're preparing breakfast, Rurua walks in.
"D-Danna-sama!! Is it true that you did it multiple times with Seraria-sama this morning!?"
...Uh, everyone here—including Aslin and the others—are my wives, but having this conversation first thing in the morning is a bit...
"Ho? So that's why Seraria looked even more radiant than usual coming out of the bath. So, Onii-san, how many times did you do it?"
"Eh, I've never done it in the morning!"
"...Pervert."
"Ah, I see. No wonder the scent of Seraria was so strong on you today, Yuki-san."
"...Tori, are you sniffing him?"
"T-That's not it, Eris! I'm a Werewolf, so I'm just sensitive to smells..."
"I know the truth. The laundry. Yuki-san's..."
"Waaaaah!! Waaaaah!!"
Things are starting to get a bit chaotic...
"Onii-chan, how many times did you do it with Seraria-neechan?"
"Nii-sama! If you had told me, I would have helped too!"
"...Here, it's energetic this morning."
"Labyris, don't touch it."
Labyris is a Succubus, and she has incredible "technique," so if she starts touching me now, it's not going to end well.
Incidentally, these three are usually together when we do it. Aslin and Filia go first, and Labyris takes care of me until morning after they've fallen asleep from exhaustion. Or rather, she won't let me sleep.
"Answer me!! There's a possibility the 'volume' for today will be low!!"
"""!!?"""
When Rurua says that, everyone's expression turns sharp.
"...That's... not just a problem, that's a serious issue." (Ratz)
"I wanted a lot inside me today..."
"...Major issue."
Uh, it's not like it's my fault, but why are they all glaring at me...?
"I-It's okay. I'll work hard for Rurua and everyone else too."
"Truly?! Tonight is my turn. You'll do it lots and lots, right!?"
...Rurua looked so happy that I couldn't bring myself to say it might be impossible. But look, you all understand I have an upper limit, right?
By the way, Rurua seems to love "service" using her chest and tries something new every time. It feels great, so I don't mind, but doesn't she realize the amount ending up inside is actually less as a result?
"Oh? Everyone is here, so why is no one eating? Are you just gossiping?"
Seraria, looking glowing after her bath, sits at her spot and asks for food.
Since my declaration of "working hard" settled the matter, everyone sat down and started eating.
"Is something wrong, dear? You look a bit tired."
"...Well, that's because I worked hard with you since morning."
"Oh? You can stay in bed all day if you like. I'll take care of you. Including down there."
This wife of mine never wavers. She's a good wife.
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"Well, time to work hard for another day."
"""Yes!"""
With that, everyone scatters from the inn to their respective workplaces.
"Alright, we're off to school too."
"Okay!"
"...Aren't you going to carry us soon?"
As usual, I pick up the three of them and start moving.
"...Did you guys get bigger? I feel like you're heavier."
"Eh!?"
"Nii-sama, I-I haven't gotten fat!?"
"...Watch your phrasing. They're not fat, Yuki; it means they're growing. My chest has gotten bigger too."
Well, Labyris's chest growth is basically something I've helped with... But seriously, those melons are growing even more? Even if her height hasn't changed at all.
"Ouch."
"Heh, being small means there are many ways to enjoy things."
Labyris clings to me tightly.
"Ah, unfair!"
"Me too!"
The other two cling to me just as tightly.
"Alright, hold on tight. One, two..."
"Too fast, too fast!!"
"As expected of Nii-sama desu!"
"...Fufufu."
And so, we rushed off to school.
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In the far future, opinions on this story are divided.
"Lucky bastard, go explode!!"
"This man is doing well. He's a role model for men."
Well, if it serves as a good story for me, then I suppose this diary entry had some meaning after all.
